1 "There is nothing so joyous as the laughter of a young child...unless it's 3 am, you're home alone and you have no children." ~ Anon
2 “Use your head; cut off theirs.” ~ Max Brooks, The Zombie Survival Guide
3 "In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I am going to the nearest cemetery and having the most awesome game of whack-a-mole EVER!" ~ Anon
4 “Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning.” ~ Max Brooks, The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
5 “What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds like my wife in bed.” ~ Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life
6 “I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.” ~ Mira Grant, Deadline
7 "Brainz..." ~ Zombie
8 “You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.” ~ Rusty Fischer, Zombies Don't Cry
9 “Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child Zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.” ~ Kevin James Breaux
10 “Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.” ~ Max Brooks, The Zombie Survival Guide
11 “Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"
"Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are."
"What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?"
"Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.” ~ Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
12 “Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.” ~ Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains